Sustainable Strategist Gifts

'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'

'When did we lose our way, Mike? When did our reckless pursuit of short-term, quasi-legal profits take precedence over prudent, far-sighted corporate growth? When, Mike, when?'

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

'It's the most environmentally sensitive mutual fund I can suggest. The prospectus is printed with soy ink on vegetable parchment. If you decide not to invest, you can serve it for lunch.'

Putting money back in to the world economy

"Our plant diet. Now we can't keep bragging about being a 'green' company."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Do you remember the old days when 'go green' meant big bonus, big dividend, or big severance package?'

'Planning wind farms on sink estates will get you a lot of votes in the shires.'

BIO TV

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'It's perfect! A clean environment, a public transport system that really works and a downgoing unemployment rate at the same time!'

Drill for oil, but also have a drill for energy independence.

Climate Dirt Summit

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Green Bank

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Population rocket

City Windfarms.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Bio fuel bread.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Quiz

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."