Socially Responsible Strategist Gifts

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Population rocket

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Putting money back in to the world economy

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

"Civic responsibility, ethics, and a dedication to the people we serve; they're killing our business."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

BIO TV

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

Climate Dirt Summit

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."