Social Strategist Gifts

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

'Fred always makes a poor first impression ? he says it saves a lot of time.'

'I think I'm introverted. Because the fake conversations I have in my head with people are so much better than real conversations.'

'Jones, how about a moratorium on keeping up? Our budget is a bit tight this year.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"It's not about how much money you have son, it's about how much money others think you have."

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

This bloke's borking...I should wait a few minutes before I walk away...No, say you need a p**s and don't come back!

'I had my web page redesigned.'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

'Hurry, write 'so sorry we missed you' but be quick, they may be back any minute!'

'I control the board.'

'Do you take social currency?'

'This app automatically calls me every 10 minutes. It's my exit strategy from boring bar conversations.'

Wow, it's Sue! Think of something spontaneous to say...

'And stay away from everyone and everything.'

'Donna's on the new Perspective Diet. She fattens up all of her friends so that she looks good by comparison.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

". . .'Something to give the man who has everything'?... How about my phone number?"

'George has a new job - in Effective Communication'

"Wall hugging won't get you past me without a 'Good morning', Carson."

"C'mon, Cruz, this is so crazy! Why'd you bring me in here?! I mean, this is, like...absolutely ingenious."

"Okay, so we all agree to support your father's run for office even though his ideas are bats**t crazy."

"Do you care to blend in at the bar while you eat alone, or stick out like a sore thumb in the dining room?"

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"Alexa, choose some music that will make my guests leave fairly soon."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

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