Social Skill Strategist Gifts

"I just feel like it's important NOT to make good eye contact when communicating."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"I know - it takes skill to sneak a peek at their tiny tags when you can't remember their names."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Ouija Bored

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

"Are you talking to me?"

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .