Carbon-conscious Strategist Gifts

'I'll meet your carbon output and lower you two units.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Population rocket

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

The big pause

Putting money back in to the world economy

Bio fuel bread.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

Quiz

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

Climate Dirt Summit

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

BIO TV

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

'800 years and this is how it all ends... (sigh).'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Wind farms

Green Bank

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

"Wind power - a blot on the landscape!"

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

What is the biggest problem with climate change... Hot air generated by endless talk about it.

'How much of the environment are you willing to destroy?'