Carbon-conscious Guru Gifts

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The sea 2050.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'...and this is the water garden...'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

The big pause

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Global warming

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

The Electric Car

Igloo with Heat Pump

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Capitalism and the Earth

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Climate Catastrophism

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

COP26 GLASGOW

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Now // Near Future

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."