Carbon-conscious Citizen Gifts

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

The economy and the environment.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Population train.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

The big pause

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

Woman with exercise bike