Carbon-conscious Citizen Gifts

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The economy and the environment.

The big pause

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"First destination: the recycling center to get rid of these cans."

desert isle shopping trolley...