Climate Conscious Gifts

Should have used a higher SPF...

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

Capitalism

Paper reads HOSE-PIPE BAN: Noah's wife says: 'You're not going to believe this, Noah.'

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

The economy and the environment.

'I knew my old rubber dingy would come in handy one day.'

"Never mind thinking of your carbon footprint. It's time you were flying."

Tide information...

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

North Pole

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Pandora's boxes

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico