Climate Concerned Gifts

Save the UK from Freezing

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Trump leaving

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Bed Seasons

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

The melting polar ice caps

A guide to seasons in the North East

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Climate Change Road

The economy and the environment.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Tuesday, 2022

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"