Climate Concerned Gifts

Save the UK from Freezing

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Trump leaving

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

The melting polar ice caps

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

The economy and the environment.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Tuesday, 2022

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Climate Change Road

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."