Climate Concern Gifts

Creator's Remorse

"Some pep talk. . . apparently it's 1 minute to midnight and we're 5-1 down!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Deforestation.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Scarcity

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Global Warmer 2000.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."