Global Warming Concern Gifts

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

Trump leaving

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Global Warmer 2000.

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The New Normal

COP29

COP26

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Olympic Climate

Save Mars

Global Warming.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Climate Summit

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Climate change skeptics.

Crazy Weather

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Now do you believe in climate change?'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.