Global Warming Alarmist Gifts

Scientists have found the polar ice-caps are disappearing faster than was thought.

'Do you remember when this was all ocean?'

One Minute Before Midnight!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Global Warmer 2000.

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Capitalism and the Earth

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Corn Price Denialism

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

In the Year 2525

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."