Global Warming Alarmist T-Shirts

Scientists have found the polar ice-caps are disappearing faster than was thought.

'Do you remember when this was all ocean?'

One Minute Before Midnight!

Humans...What is their purpose?

Global Warmer 2000.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Capitalism and the Earth

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."