Global Warming Activist T-Shirts

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Trump leaving

Just Stop Boil

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Insect extinction

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Giant Snowflake.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Water company bonus.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps