Global Warming Warrior T-Shirts

"Gus seems prepared to roll with the punches when it comes to climate change."

"The futures so bright we've probably got skin cancer."

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"I'm not taking any chances with global warming this winter."

"I see you've already met my Australian house guest. . ."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Greta Thunberg

Climate Change Deniers

"Accursed global warming!"

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

"Brrrrrrrrhhh. Global warming can't come too soon for me!"

The Good News about the Ecological Disaster

Global Warming.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Once you get to the top you have a magnificient view of the hotel through the hole in the ozone layer.'

'Remember what it was like before global warming.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We'll always have Paris..."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'