Global Warming Warriors T-Shirts

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Bees SOS

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's trickle down."

The New Normal

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Deforestation.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Mother nature takes her course.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

"Here's the marketing department's solution."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.