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"That can't be good."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'