Eco-warrior Wannabe T-Shirts

"Oh God, here they come-act green."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

"Our company has a green culture and a passion for the brand marking this a better world!"

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Doing our bit to save the planet.

"Look, a plastic punk!!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'