Eco-warrior T-Shirts

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"It dries the washing using the very latest technology - a combination of solar and wind power."

'Damn this paperless office!'

"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

Chesapeake Septic System and Drainage Overflow and Runoff Tank.

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

Sub-Burbia 2049

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

'It's not you, it's your carbon footprint.'

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

"This forms part of our corporate social responsibility plan."

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

'Tonight, an in-depth look at what each of us can do to help conserve electricity.'

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.

"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'

'I hope that's a carbon neutral,low voltage, eco friendly idea you're having there, Carlisle.'

Growth vs Sustainability.

Electric Car Hypocrisy

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Windfall in oil.

'Can you believe it? Since we installed our wood-burning stove, we've spent next to nothing on heating oil.'

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

'I've worked out how to keep our solar panels generating electricity during winter.'

'It's a new design to save water.'