Eco-warriors T-Shirts

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

'Look I know I said 'energy saving' but this is ridiculous.'

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

"It's your turn, kid."

Vending machine: 'A Breath of Fresh Air'

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

"I'm starting to see that you and I have a different understanding of the term 'green procurement' Briggs..."

Rather than deal with hideous, months-old leftovers, many offices are using disposable refrigerators in their lunch rooms.

A Daily Prescription for Politically-Correct Conspicuous Consumers.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Fish with Water Filters.

Increasing world population.

'The rocks I don't use I send to the grid.'

"These climate activists won't give up. It's like their energy is renewable."

Green Belt.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

Shamu, the Killer Whale and Shampoo, the Oil Spill Cleaning Whale.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

'Have we been bio-engieering in the swamp?'

Forest Management

Conservation by developers.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.