Eco-warriors Mugs

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

"I notice Desmond has become a solar bear."

'Look I know I said 'energy saving' but this is ridiculous.'

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'We tried solar, we tried wind, and now we have a little nuclear reactor out back.'

"It's your turn, kid."

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

Vending machine: 'A Breath of Fresh Air'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

'I hate 'make a difference day'.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I'm starting to see that you and I have a different understanding of the term 'green procurement' Briggs..."

Tourists viewing fake giraffes on safari

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"These climate activists won't give up. It's like their energy is renewable."

A Daily Prescription for Politically-Correct Conspicuous Consumers.

Fish with Water Filters.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Increasing world population.

Green Belt.

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'The rocks I don't use I send to the grid.'

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Recycling Point: Strange Objects Whose Purpose Has Never Been Clearly Defined.

'You have no kids yet fret about our environmental future, while I have 4 kids and couldn't care less,'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"Oh, you took a spaceship here? Must have used a ton of fossil fuel."

Forest Management

"Looks like nature is beginning to adapt to global warming!"