Ecological Warrior T-Shirts

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Landfill to the left of us, landfill to the right of us...

"You have sewage between your teeth."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'