Global Warming Commentator Gifts

'Well, you would fit solar panals to the roof!'

24 Words for Melting Snow

"It's Randy's annual emotion! It's coming early."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Global Warmer 2000.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Weather bar

Capitalism and the Earth

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."