Global Warming Debater Gifts

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

Davos

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Kim Jong-un

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

In the Year 2525

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Where is global warming when you want it?

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'