Fossil Fuel Debater Gifts

'How were we to know oil would run out? We only sell the stuff.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Fracking well!'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

New uses for excess coal

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Earth's energy

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.