Fossil Fuel Skeptics Gifts

Keystone Cop

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Where clean coal comes from.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Energy trap.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

New uses for excess coal

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Iranian Oil

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

Earth's energy

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"Cop 20"

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

Arctic Wildfires.

The Land Grab: Then and Now

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

Stop and think.

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"