Fossil Fuel Philosophers Gifts

"You think a well with solar panels will grant us higher oil prices?"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Critical Ethanol report

Where clean coal comes from.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Energy trap.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

New uses for excess coal

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Fuels paradise.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Iranian Oil

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

Sucking all the oil out of the earth

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Earth's energy

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"Cop 20"

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

The Land Grab: Then and Now