Fuel Economy Philosopher Gifts

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Critical Ethanol report

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Propane Supply

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

The oil crisis.

Earth's energy

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gasoline fuel theft

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Facing a Cold Winter

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

'It's a method I've developed to see how much oil is left in a well.'

With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'

Laugh all you want -- I get great mileage!