Fuel Price Philosopher Gifts

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Man suicidal over cost of petrol

Gas Price

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Propane Supply

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

The last drop of oil...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

History of Gasoline.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

World Demand Price Up

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'