Fuel Pricing Philosopher Gifts

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Critical Ethanol report

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Fuels paradise.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Gas eyedropper.

The oil crisis.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The last drop of oil...

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

He asked for it!

Vulture oil inc.