Fuel Cost Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the fuel cost philosopher? Celebrate their love of deep thinking and life's costs with clever, humorous items that nod to both philosophy and practicality. These thoughtful gifts combine humor with a hint of introspection, perfect for the thinker who enjoys contemplating life's expenses as much as their theories. Whether they’re pondering the cost of fuel or the essence of existence, find a gift that sparks their curiosity and makes them smile.

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Gas prices.

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'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.' mockup

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

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"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil." mockup

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

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Critical Ethanol report

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"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me." mockup

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

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Ethanol and foreign oil.

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Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!' mockup

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

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Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10. mockup

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

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'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?' mockup

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

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'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!' mockup

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

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Propane Supply

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Fuels paradise.

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'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.' mockup

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

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'What happens when we run out of gas?!' mockup

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

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'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.' mockup

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

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Gas eyedropper.

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The oil crisis.

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No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends. mockup

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

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The last drop of oil...

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"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer." mockup

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

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An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem. mockup

An Alien whose spaceship has tun out of gas is about to meet a human with the same problem.

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'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?' mockup

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

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Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage. mockup

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

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"Clean your wallet, sir?"

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Deliverers of fine fuel protests. mockup

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

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"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'" mockup

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

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The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill. mockup

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

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4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

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"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?" mockup

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

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He asked for it!

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Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly. mockup

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

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So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol. mockup

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

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'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.' mockup

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

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Fuel Cost Philosopher Gifts Collection

Fuel Cost Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever sayings for the fuel cost philosopher—perfect for mornings filled with deep thoughts and coffee.

Fuel Cost Philosopher Pillows

Find a pillow that blends humor with insight, adding a touch of philosophical wit to their living space.

Fuel Cost Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that capture the humor and depth of philosophical musings on life's expenses—ideal for decorating their thinker’s haven.

Fuel Cost Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover humorous t-shirts designed for the philosophical mind who loves to ponder life's costs—wear your wisdom and wit with pride.