Fuel Cost Humorist Gifts

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Gas eyedropper.

'Look, they're slowing down.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

New Uses For Excess Coal

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

'Make sure you get unleaded...'

'It's the world's tallest oil slick.'

Vulture oil inc.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas Price

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

Gas Prices Down

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

Ed on the price of gas

A horse and rider go to fetch some petrol for a stranded horse trailer.