'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'
Fuel Cost Humorist Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the humorist in your life who’s passionate about fuel costs and road adventures? Our collection features clever, lighthearted products that celebrate their love for comedy and driving. Perfect for gift-giving or personal enjoyment, these items make a fun statement whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints. Find the ideal humorous gift that hits the right funny bone and fuels their creative spirit!
"Clean your wallet, sir?"
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."
Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'
Ethanol and foreign oil.
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.
'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'
Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
Gas eyedropper.
'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'
'Look, they're slowing down.'
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Sorry Fuel Crisis
Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.
With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.
I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.
The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.
New Uses For Excess Coal
Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.
He asked for it!
'It's the world's tallest oil slick.'
'Make sure you get unleaded...'
Just another day at a British Petroleum cafeteria.
Vulture oil inc.
"I don't think it was a mirage..."
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Gas Price
Gas Prices Down
"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"
'Just like the sign says...you only pay for the gas!'
'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'
"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'
Fuel Cost Humorist Gifts Collection
Fuel Cost Humorist Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the fuel cost humorist—witty and fun designs to start every morning with a smile.
Fuel Cost Humorist Pillows
Explore humorous pillows ideal for the creative traveler and fuel cost jokes—comfort and comedy in one fabulous pillow.
Fuel Cost Humorist Prints
Find prints filled with funny takes on fuel expenses and adventures—great for decorating the space of any humor-loving road trip enthusiast.
Fuel Cost Humorist T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that speak to the road trip and fuel humorist—funny, clever, and perfect for casual days filled with laughter.