Fuel Crisis Humorist Gifts

"This time we'll get all the publics support. The estate agents have agreed to back us"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Okay. Hit it."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"I told you not to get central heating."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

British Heatwave

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has covid!"

'Boy it's hot today!'

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

Toilet Roll Drop

New Uses For Excess Coal

Carbon Trading

During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.