Fuel Crisis Humorist Gifts

"This time we'll get all the publics support. The estate agents have agreed to back us"

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"Okay. Hit it."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"You're moving in with us? We were going to move in with you."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"I told you not to get central heating."

New Uses For Excess Coal

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

British Heatwave

Toilet Roll Drop

"Oh great, now even gonorrhoea has covid!"

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Boy it's hot today!'

Carbon Trading

During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.