Fossil Fuel Humorist Gifts

'It's an extinction notice.'

Recycling bottle bank.

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Cactus Huggers

An snail shell with a chimney

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

Global Warming.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Oil Workers

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'