Climate Change Humorist Gifts

Carbon Trading

'It's a bad combination, global warming and hot flashes.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I'm really looking forward to the Luke Warm Age."

'Fortunately, there's as yet no data linking global warming and whale flatulence.'

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

Oog's Ice Age Travel: 'Visit the old country before the land bridge floods out.'

"Too bad global warming ends here."

"Promise me that you won't use this to buy anything that will increase carbon dioxide in the atmosphere."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Minnesota Weather.

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

US Winter Weather Map.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'