Climate Crisis Comedian Gifts

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Minnesota Weather.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

Will work for manure.

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'