Climate Comedists Gifts

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

igloo smoking zone...

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"