Climate Comedists Gifts

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

igloo smoking zone...

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Welcome to the North Pole

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"