Climate Control Comedians Gifts

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Will work for manure.

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

igloo smoking zone...

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica