Climate Control Comedians Mugs

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

Will work for manure.

US Winter Weather Map.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

igloo smoking zone...

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Welcome to the North Pole

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

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