Climate Conscious Comedian Mugs

"What's all the bickering about? This is extra environmentally friendly concrete that can be colonized by aquatic animals!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Paper Bath Towels.

Will work for manure.

US Winter Weather Map.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"