Climate Humorists Mugs

Minnesota Weather.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

Carbon suicide

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"