Climate Humorists Gifts

Minnesota Weather.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

Hello, is this Lucille? This is Lars Fusco. We met about 20 years ago at a party. You said I should call you when hell freezes over, and I wanted to clarify something which I've been wondering about over the years. At that time, were you aware of global warming?

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Carbon suicide

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'