Climate Comedian Gifts

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'It's going to be sixty degrees today. Thirty in the morning and thirty at night.'

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Cactus in hot sun: 'I want to be a snowbird too!'

'Our patio heater won't hurt the environment, it's nuclear powered.'

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

US Winter Weather Map.

Climate and its influence on evolution.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'If global warming means less migrating, I'm all for it.'

Don't argue with me, heated exchanges will lead to Global Warming.

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"I'm beginning to think getting central heating was a mistake."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Down from the Himalayas, where the glaciers are not melting, the vacationing yeti basks in the global warming of Washington DC.

"Summer is here!"

Todays Weather...

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"Lets have a house warming party you said"

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'If you want to reduce your 'carbon footprint', you'll have to get rid of the fire and invent a smaller wheel.'

'With global warming, you can't expect to be around as long.'

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'

'It's no use blaming global warming - you've had a sneaky curry!'

'Global warming? Don't be silly: This Ice-Age will last forever...'

Welcome to the North Pole

"And this proves climate change is a hoax."

"I'm having a hard time keeping up with this weather."

Enemy of the people.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.