Comical Climate Commentator Gifts

The robins are back, look!

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

US Winter Weather Map.

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Intense summer sun

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'