Climate Humorist Gifts

'Unusual weather for June'

To Antarctica

"You seem to be surviving okay."

'But, how could you be suffering from burnout?'

'Ralph, the toilet is overflowing.'

Government Notice: Save Water! Dilute it!!

'Tell me, tell me, what are my chances?'

'Snow...snow...'

"I told you not to get central heating."

During the heatwave, 'Naked Fridays' replaced the more traditional 'Casual Fridays'.

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Boy it's hot today!'

"What again? You're not a two-time blooming flower and I'm blowed if I'm a busy bloomin' bumble-bee!"

'It's a combination of your hot flushes and global warming.'

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

British Heatwave

Yukon Revival...sinners welcome: 'The problem is the natives love the idea of hell

A Blizard (a blizzard in the form of a lizard).

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'All this talk of global worming makes me itchy!...'

'On the plus side. . . global warming should take care of your frostbite.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

'It could be worse - global warming, and I'd be under water.'

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

Arctic Warming - The Cartoonist's Theory

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'