Climate Humor Lovers Gifts

'How are they going to get it up to French room temperature?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Minnesota Weather.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

Gas Cow

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"