Climate Comedy Fan Gifts

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

"All in all, I'd rather be in Florida."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'I know that it's a hot day and that you've been on your feet all day, but get them out of that refrigerated display cabinet!'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Gas Cow

Flooding

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

US Winter Weather Map.

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"When I told you to acquire waterfront property, nobody believed in global warming!"

"Actually it started quite harmlessly... internal combustion engines were the first thing the EU banned..."