Climate Comedic Gifts

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I love this time of year."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Minnesota Weather.

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

US Winter Weather Map.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Welcome to the North Pole

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"