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Europe Getting Colder

'I don't mind reaching menopause: The hot flashes are a welcome relief...'

'Becuase of global warming reduce by 10 degrees!'

Fire danger.

'...Inhabitants north of the planet have got to be stark, raving mad...'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Water company bonus.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

Minnesota Weather.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

US Winter Weather Map.

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

Welcome to the North Pole

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."