Environmental Comedy Lover Gifts

Water company bonus.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

The Ultimate Green Office!

igloo smoking zone...

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

Emergency life raft.

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'